unwashedmass

About Me

i am over six feet and go everywhere i don't get e.nough I am a nice, warm, congenial sort of person, and if you saw me walking in the street you would probably want to take me home with you in a cage where you could keep me safe and sound from the dangers of the modern world and cuddle with me at will. I find letters from God dropt in the street I am an intelligent, unsociable but adaptable person. I would like to dispel any untrue rumors about me. I am not edible. I cannot fly. I cannot use telekinesis. My brain is not large enough to destroy the entire world when unfolded. I did not teach my long-haired guinea pig Chronos to eat everything in sight (that is the nature of the long-haired guinea pig). I am the guardian of gates... the junction of your destruction... the laser lighting the way to your doom... the planner of your obsolecence... the furnace that fires your demise... I am the number you cannot compute. I used to could write. I have more interests than God. I am not a heliotrope. I do not sympathize with bent plants. Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.

My Interests

Music

Frank Zappa, Django Reinhardt, Spike Jones, Kid Koala, Fantastic Plastic Machine, Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy, Talking Heads, Moog Cookbook, EBN, John Zorn, Matmos, Peaches, Melt-Banana, u-Ziq, Raymond Scott, Philip Glass, Veda Hille, Peter GabrielhighlightInterests("ProfileMusic"), Moviesthe Saragossa Manuscript, Babe: Pig in the City, Koyaanisqatsi, the Pillow Book, Can Dialectics Break Bricks?, They Live, Falling Down, Bulworth, Bent, Being John Malkovich, Happiness, the Iron Giant, City of Lost Children, Zardoz, Decameron, eXistenZhighlightInterests("ProfileMovies"), BooksMaakies, If On A Winter's Night A Traveler, Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath, Alligator Pie, Journal of Albion Moonlight, l'Etranger, In Watermelon Sugar, Perfume, Odyssey, Acme Novelty Library, Neverending Story, Master and Margarita, the Policeman's Beard is Half ConstructedhighlightInterests("ProfileBooks"), Groups:, my BC space, Vancouver Zombie Walk, Bitches and nerdy motherfuckers, Text Adventurers, View All Rowan's Groups, Rowan's Details, Status:SingleHere for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, FriendsHometown:Vancouver, BC, CanadaBody type:6' 4" / AverageEthnicity:White / CaucasianZodiac Sign:AriesSmoke / Drink:No / NoChildren:Love kids, but not for meEducation:Some collegeIncome:Less than $30, 000, Rowan is in your extended network, Rowan's Latest Blog Entry [Subscribe to this Blog], [View All Blog Entries], Rowan's Blurbs, About me:, i am over six feet and go everywhere i don't get e.nough I am a nice, warm, congenial sort of person, and if you saw me walking in the street you would probably want to take me home with you in a cage where you could keep me safe and sound from the dangers of the modern world and cuddle with me at will. I find letters from God dropt in the street I am an intelligent, unsociable but adaptable person. I would like to dispel any untrue rumors about me. I am not edible. I cannot fly. I cannot use telekinesis. My brain is not large enough to destroy the entire world when unfolded. I did not teach my long-haired guinea pig Chronos to eat everything in sight (that is the nature of the long-haired guinea pig). I am the guardian of gates... the junction of your destruction... the laser lighting the way to your doom... the planner of your obsolecence... the furnace that fires your demise... I am the number you cannot compute. I used to could write. I have more interests than God. I am not a heliotrope. I do not sympathize with bent plants. Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not., Who I'd like to meet:, open-minded critical thinkers unafraid to play and not unwilling to create, Rowan's Friend Space, Rowan has 78 friends., Tim, captain chenoa, Hayley, Ru, vincent caldoni international airport, Tifftotheany, psidream, b'nah e'lohim, View, All of, Rowan, 's Friends, Rowan's Friends Comments, Displaying, 11, of, 11, comments (View/Edit All Comments), Grateful Grapefruit, 2/24/2006 5:57 AM, HEY, BEARD BOY-DO YOU KNOW WHO IS WRITING TO YOU? YOU BETTER!! THE LEGEND IS BACK SCRATCHY - THE SATIN VOICE OF GRAPEFRUIT IS BACK BABY, I MAY BE 60 BUT IAM A TIGER ''FRAT BOY'' AND THE LADIES LOVE TO LOVE ME..SO IF WHEN IAM TOURING YOU WANT TO PARTY..FORGET IT ''BUCKO'' MY DANCE CARD IS FULL, YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE WITH THE REST OF THE ''PANY BOYS'' HAHAHAHAHAHHA, JUST BUSTIN BALLS, YOU A GOOD GUY, WAIT A SECOND....O WOW, BLADDER AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE, O DAM I SRUNG A LEAK..TALK TO YA, BEARD BOY, GREATFUL GRAPEFRUIT, Da Bjorkman, 2/18/2006 5:05 PM, The prison psychiatrist asked me if i thought sex was dirty., I told him only when it's done right., Woody Allen, Da Bjorkman, 2/17/2006 12:46 AM, ROWAN!!!, “The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!”, Jack Kerouac, DA BJORKMAN, HAAAD4213A3KJ, 1/28/2006 2:24 PM, big sandwiches., Rakiah, 1/4/2006 11:26 PM, my son broke my glasses- that was suppose to read RIGHT and left side of the brain., Rakiah, 1/4/2006 11:25 PM, Thanks for adding me. Email me a enigmatic rant, something in which i have to engage both the light and the left side of the brain. I'll send you some homemade cheese., Rak-, Kristi Lane Sinclair, 11/24/2005 11:25 PM, ru n i are so there for, the 80s acordian band !, mattmatthew, 7/19/2005 1:31 AM, i refuse to believe that a man of your talent and connections can only get 4 comments., Hayley, 7/15/2005 3:46 PM, i prepare to make music where fine meat was once stored, mattmatthew, 3/18/2005 11:17 PM, Eat poop you cat, mattmatthew, 8/9/2004 3:38 PM, As chairman for the Committee on Devirginizing Rowan's Comments on MySpace (CDRCMS), I proclaim: Rowan's Comments on MySpace thus devirginized. Thank you and good day., Add Comment, About |, FAQ |, Terms |, Privacy |, " target="_blank">Safety Tips |, Contact Myspace |, Report Inappropriate Content |, Promote! |, Advertise, &copy, 2003-2006 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.

Movies

the Saragossa Manuscript, Babe: Pig in the City, Koyaanisqatsi, the Pillow Book, Can Dialectics Break Bricks?, They Live, Falling Down, Bulworth, Bent, Being John Malkovich, Happiness, the Iron Giant, City of Lost Children, Zardoz, Decameron, eXistenZhighlightInterests("ProfileMovies"), BooksMaakies, If On A Winter's Night A Traveler, Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath, Alligator Pie, Journal of Albion Moonlight, l'Etranger, In Watermelon Sugar, Perfume, Odyssey, Acme Novelty Library, Neverending Story, Master and Margarita, the Policeman's Beard is Half ConstructedhighlightInterests("ProfileBooks"), Groups:, my BC space, Vancouver Zombie Walk, Bitches and nerdy motherfuckers, Text Adventurers, View All Rowan's Groups, Rowan's Details, Status:SingleHere for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, FriendsHometown:Vancouver, BC, CanadaBody type:6' 4" / AverageEthnicity:White / CaucasianZodiac Sign:AriesSmoke / Drink:No / NoChildren:Love kids, but not for meEducation:Some collegeIncome:Less than $30, 000, Rowan is in your extended network, Rowan's Latest Blog Entry [Subscribe to this Blog], [View All Blog Entries], Rowan's Blurbs, About me:, i am over six feet and go everywhere i don't get e.nough I am a nice, warm, congenial sort of person, and if you saw me walking in the street you would probably want to take me home with you in a cage where you could keep me safe and sound from the dangers of the modern world and cuddle with me at will. I find letters from God dropt in the street I am an intelligent, unsociable but adaptable person. I would like to dispel any untrue rumors about me. I am not edible. I cannot fly. I cannot use telekinesis. My brain is not large enough to destroy the entire world when unfolded. I did not teach my long-haired guinea pig Chronos to eat everything in sight (that is the nature of the long-haired guinea pig). I am the guardian of gates... the junction of your destruction... the laser lighting the way to your doom... the planner of your obsolecence... the furnace that fires your demise... I am the number you cannot compute. I used to could write. I have more interests than God. I am not a heliotrope. I do not sympathize with bent plants. Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not., Who I'd like to meet:, open-minded critical thinkers unafraid to play and not unwilling to create, Rowan's Friend Space, Rowan has 78 friends., Tim, captain chenoa, Hayley, Ru, vincent caldoni international airport, Tifftotheany, psidream, b'nah e'lohim, View, All of, Rowan, 's Friends, Rowan's Friends Comments, Displaying, 11, of, 11, comments (View/Edit All Comments), Grateful Grapefruit, 2/24/2006 5:57 AM, HEY, BEARD BOY-DO YOU KNOW WHO IS WRITING TO YOU? YOU BETTER!! THE LEGEND IS BACK SCRATCHY - THE SATIN VOICE OF GRAPEFRUIT IS BACK BABY, I MAY BE 60 BUT IAM A TIGER ''FRAT BOY'' AND THE LADIES LOVE TO LOVE ME..SO IF WHEN IAM TOURING YOU WANT TO PARTY..FORGET IT ''BUCKO'' MY DANCE CARD IS FULL, YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE WITH THE REST OF THE ''PANY BOYS'' HAHAHAHAHAHHA, JUST BUSTIN BALLS, YOU A GOOD GUY, WAIT A SECOND....O WOW, BLADDER AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE, O DAM I SRUNG A LEAK..TALK TO YA, BEARD BOY, GREATFUL GRAPEFRUIT, Da Bjorkman, 2/18/2006 5:05 PM, The prison psychiatrist asked me if i thought sex was dirty., I told him only when it's done right., Woody Allen, Da Bjorkman, 2/17/2006 12:46 AM, ROWAN!!!, “The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!”, Jack Kerouac, DA BJORKMAN, HAAAD4213A3KJ, 1/28/2006 2:24 PM, big sandwiches., Rakiah, 1/4/2006 11:26 PM, my son broke my glasses- that was suppose to read RIGHT and left side of the brain., Rakiah, 1/4/2006 11:25 PM, Thanks for adding me. Email me a enigmatic rant, something in which i have to engage both the light and the left side of the brain. I'll send you some homemade cheese., Rak-, Kristi Lane Sinclair, 11/24/2005 11:25 PM, ru n i are so there for, the 80s acordian band !, mattmatthew, 7/19/2005 1:31 AM, i refuse to believe that a man of your talent and connections can only get 4 comments., Hayley, 7/15/2005 3:46 PM, i prepare to make music where fine meat was once stored, mattmatthew, 3/18/2005 11:17 PM, Eat poop you cat, mattmatthew, 8/9/2004 3:38 PM, As chairman for the Committee on Devirginizing Rowan's Comments on MySpace (CDRCMS), I proclaim: Rowan's Comments on MySpace thus devirginized. Thank you and good day., Add Comment, About |, FAQ |, Terms |, Privacy |, " target="_blank">Safety Tips |, Contact Myspace |, Report Inappropriate Content |, Promote! |, Advertise, &copy, 2003-2006 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.

Television

Books

Maakies, If On A Winter's Night A Traveler, Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath, Alligator Pie, Journal of Albion Moonlight, l'Etranger, In Watermelon Sugar, Perfume, Odyssey, Acme Novelty Library, Neverending Story, Master and Margarita, the Policeman's Beard is Half ConstructedhighlightInterests("ProfileBooks"), Groups:, my BC space, Vancouver Zombie Walk, Bitches and nerdy motherfuckers, Text Adventurers, View All Rowan's Groups, Rowan's Details, Status:SingleHere for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, FriendsHometown:Vancouver, BC, CanadaBody type:6' 4" / AverageEthnicity:White / CaucasianZodiac Sign:AriesSmoke / Drink:No / NoChildren:Love kids, but not for meEducation:Some collegeIncome:Less than $30, 000, Rowan is in your extended network, Rowan's Latest Blog Entry [Subscribe to this Blog], [View All Blog Entries], Rowan's Blurbs, About me:, i am over six feet and go everywhere i don't get e.nough I am a nice, warm, congenial sort of person, and if you saw me walking in the street you would probably want to take me home with you in a cage where you could keep me safe and sound from the dangers of the modern world and cuddle with me at will. I find letters from God dropt in the street I am an intelligent, unsociable but adaptable person. I would like to dispel any untrue rumors about me. I am not edible. I cannot fly. I cannot use telekinesis. My brain is not large enough to destroy the entire world when unfolded. I did not teach my long-haired guinea pig Chronos to eat everything in sight (that is the nature of the long-haired guinea pig). I am the guardian of gates... the junction of your destruction... the laser lighting the way to your doom... the planner of your obsolecence... the furnace that fires your demise... I am the number you cannot compute. I used to could write. I have more interests than God. I am not a heliotrope. I do not sympathize with bent plants. Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not., Who I'd like to meet:, open-minded critical thinkers unafraid to play and not unwilling to create, Rowan's Friend Space, Rowan has 78 friends., Tim, captain chenoa, Hayley, Ru, vincent caldoni international airport, Tifftotheany, psidream, b'nah e'lohim, View, All of, Rowan, 's Friends, Rowan's Friends Comments, Displaying, 11, of, 11, comments (View/Edit All Comments), Grateful Grapefruit, 2/24/2006 5:57 AM, HEY, BEARD BOY-DO YOU KNOW WHO IS WRITING TO YOU? YOU BETTER!! THE LEGEND IS BACK SCRATCHY - THE SATIN VOICE OF GRAPEFRUIT IS BACK BABY, I MAY BE 60 BUT IAM A TIGER ''FRAT BOY'' AND THE LADIES LOVE TO LOVE ME..SO IF WHEN IAM TOURING YOU WANT TO PARTY..FORGET IT ''BUCKO'' MY DANCE CARD IS FULL, YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE WITH THE REST OF THE ''PANY BOYS'' HAHAHAHAHAHHA, JUST BUSTIN BALLS, YOU A GOOD GUY, WAIT A SECOND....O WOW, BLADDER AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE, O DAM I SRUNG A LEAK..TALK TO YA, BEARD BOY, GREATFUL GRAPEFRUIT, Da Bjorkman, 2/18/2006 5:05 PM, The prison psychiatrist asked me if i thought sex was dirty., I told him only when it's done right., Woody Allen, Da Bjorkman, 2/17/2006 12:46 AM, ROWAN!!!, “The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!”, Jack Kerouac, DA BJORKMAN, HAAAD4213A3KJ, 1/28/2006 2:24 PM, big sandwiches., Rakiah, 1/4/2006 11:26 PM, my son broke my glasses- that was suppose to read RIGHT and left side of the brain., Rakiah, 1/4/2006 11:25 PM, Thanks for adding me. Email me a enigmatic rant, something in which i have to engage both the light and the left side of the brain. I'll send you some homemade cheese., Rak-, Kristi Lane Sinclair, 11/24/2005 11:25 PM, ru n i are so there for, the 80s acordian band !, mattmatthew, 7/19/2005 1:31 AM, i refuse to believe that a man of your talent and connections can only get 4 comments., Hayley, 7/15/2005 3:46 PM, i prepare to make music where fine meat was once stored, mattmatthew, 3/18/2005 11:17 PM, Eat poop you cat, mattmatthew, 8/9/2004 3:38 PM, As chairman for the Committee on Devirginizing Rowan's Comments on MySpace (CDRCMS), I proclaim: Rowan's Comments on MySpace thus devirginized. Thank you and good day., Add Comment, About |, FAQ |, Terms |, Privacy |, " target="_blank">Safety Tips |, Contact Myspace |, Report Inappropriate Content |, Promote! |, Advertise, &copy, 2003-2006 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.